Some interesting Dilbert Quotes I collected

Scott Adam: "a sophisticated theory for the existence of bizarre workplace behavior: People are idiots"
(1999)

Monkey: "Evolution favors monkeys. Eventually, humans will be kept in cages as pets..."
Dilbert: "BAH! Impossible! We humans will never allow ourselves to be treated like that! NOW GET OUT OF MY CUBICLE!"
(09/2005)

pointy haired boss:
"I just heard that light travels faster than sound. I'm wondering if I should shout when I speak, just so my lips appear to sync up with my words."
(09/2005)

"I might have no budget and no staff to help me on my project, but that doesn't matter.
Because all I need are my wits and my computer."
...Dilbert (04/09/2005)

Dogbert's Tech Support:
"I like to base my help on how happy you expect to be." (04/07/2005)
 
Dilbert: "Why does sucess make me hate humanity?"
Pointy Haired Boss: "They deserve it."

"I like to con people, and I like to insult people.
If you combine con and insult, you get CONSULT."
..............................Dogbert

"The total time that humans have waited for web pages to load
...cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age."
 
"Smart, Well-informed people were evenly divided. Therefore, logically, that proves that intelligence is not a factor, so voting is absurd."
...Wally (02/17/2005)

"When things don't sound evil enough on their own, I like to toss in a BU-WHA-HA-HA-HA."
.........Catbert (02/04/2005)

"Stop ruining my slogans with your logic!"
....Pointy Haired boss (01/23/2005)


"My philosophy is that anything worth doing is too hard."
.......Wally (12/27/2004)

"Call me shallow, but I enjoy getting paid for other people's inventions."
....Pointy Haired Boss (11/29/2004)